What Do a Sunflower Seed and a Rock Have in Common?
Way back in March we were on our way home from a Nebraska vs. Baylor baseball game. We were driving along happily, eating what sunflower seeds that we hadn’t devoured at the game. From the backseat comes Gray’s voice,”Ben just stuck a sunflower seed in his ear.” To which I replied, “Ha, ha very funny, quit joking!” Well, it turns out that, yes, he did stick a sunflower seed in his ear. We arrive home and try our best to try to get the seed out, no luck. So off to the ER we go. We get to the ER, and what are ERs known for????? Yep, waiting, waiting and more waiting, with a bunch of sneezing, sniffling, nighttime coughing people! We waited for probably two hours. We get back to the triage room and the doc comes in and takes the seed out. It took two seconds. Just for laughs, I said let’s look in the other ear. Doc looked in the ear, and proclaims that there is a ball of wax, but that should come out on its own. So we went on our merry way, seed free. A couple of days later I was thinking about that ball of wax in his ear and decided to look. Well, I could see the whatever it was in his ear still. So, once again we try to very carefully get it out. The one thing that I discovered was that whatever this thing was in his ear was hard! Being a weekday, granted 5:30 p.m. on a weekday, I decided to try to take him into the clinic. Praise the Lord, they were open! We get back to the room, doc comes in looks at his ear and proclaims it to be, you ready for this, wax. I was then feeling like an absolute idiot by this time. Did I misjudge this thing in his ear? The doc irrigated his ear and out comes this thing with a very audible clank on the bottom of the bucket. I felt a little justified at that point, wax doesn’t clank. The doc examines it and he decided that it wasn’t wax, but a rock. So, my dear readers that is what a sunflower seed and a rock have in common, both ended up in my son’s ears!


